A Few Words

So far I haven't had any luck getting through to the official dictionary people, however soon enough I'll have invented enough new words to start my own. I will name it "The Book of SMRT". Here are today's words:

Excerfries verb. (ex-sir-frize)- to indulge in junk food because you worked out once 

Twenteenager noun. (twun-teen-ay-jer)- for those early twenties where you haven't really grown up yet

Bronami (bro-nah-mee) or dudenado (dood-nay-doh) noun.- getting caught in a large group of bros/dudes who are all dressed like douches and you can't seem to escape their whirlwind of doucheness 

Christmass (kriss-m-ass) noun.- the weight you put on during the holiday season