Word up!

Productired (Pro-duck-tie-rd) adj. When you're extra tired in the morning at work, s much so that you don't socialize or get up, therefore getting a lot more work done than usual.  Simply, being too tired to procrastinate

Aquaholic (Ah-qwa-hall-ick) noun. That person who, no matter, the problem, tells you to drink lots of water.  For everything from a headache to brain tumors, "drink more water".

Crankapotamus (Kraynk-ha-pott-a-muss) noun. When you're having a bad PMS day, so you try relaxing in a hot bath but you just sit in there all grumpy, half submerged and bloated.

The Giuseppe Curl (Juice-eppy kurl) noun. the Italian version of the Gerry Curl.  That overly gelled curly half-mullet that looks like they dyed Mr.Noodles and made a wig out of it.

Bimbi (Bim-bee) noun. A bimbo whose high heels are making her walk like a baby deer.