People who need to be my friends

I have many lists of people who need to go away, but I haven't yet created a list of people in the world whom I have largely not met, but I think we should be friends.  Some of these people make me laugh, some I find fascinating and others are just really cool and I need to learn their ways.  If you don't recognize the name, I highly suggest looking them up.

In no particular order....

Robert Downey Jr (needs to be my husband, not just friends)
Tom Hiddleston (also husband preferable)
Jennifer Lawrence
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
The Fat Jewish (that's his Instagram name, I'm not Mel Gibson-ing)
Stephen Fry
George Takei
The Rock
Dara O'Briain
Ed Byrne
Frankie Boyle
Ellen Degeneres
David Mitchell
Tina Fey
NPH
Joss Whedon
Matt Groening
Professor Farnsworth....he's a cartoon but we can still be friends!!!
Amy Schumer
Will Ferrell
Peter Dinklage
Ricky Gervais
Jon Stewart
Whoever invented the adult onesie
The writers of Cyanide & Happiness
John Cleese
Benedict Cumberbatch
Noel Fielding

Ok, so....if you have any contacts with these future besties of mine, please let me know...so we can let our friendships blossom.

Top 10 Jobs I Should Be Doing

I've never been one of those people lucky enough to know exactly what I want to do as a career in life.  As a young child, I wanted to be a vet...but that dream died quickly after I realized that I couldn't pass my grade 10 biology class without copying off of the exchange student.  I wanted to be a teacher for awhile...until I realized that I have no patience for kids and teenagers.  I've considered many other things in my adult life; translation, ESL teaching, prostitution, hobo...the usuals, but I remain in my simple office job happily enough.  I always keep an eye on various job boards, because new jobs types are always being created and I hold out hope that someday some really cool sounding job will pop up and catch my eye. So far...nothing.  I think I am going to have to start creating my own 'ideal job' based on things that I enjoy and things that I am actually good at.  Here are some jobs I think I could really get into:

1.  Professional napper
2.  President of TV Quotes: Simpsons divison
3.  Director of Sarcasm...because that would ever happen
4.  Chief of Douchebag Police: charged with punishing all douchey behaviour in our streets
5.  Online dating profile manager- I write and manage your profile, you do the acutal dates
6.  Iron Man....shut up, I'd be amazing at it
7.  Professional Model for 'Before' Pictures- Making you look extra hot in your 'after' pics.
8.  Cat Lady, because playing with cats all day is what I'll end up doing when I finally crack mentally anyways
9.  Master and Commander of the Grammar Army...because 'would of' is not correct!!!!
10.  Reminder-er- I'm good at remembering birthdays, anniversaries, dates etc, so you pay me, I'll remind you.

So, my friends, if any of you happen to see any of these listings pop into your local want-ads, be a dear and let me know! 

I should mention that I was going to put "Professional Smartass", however that job really does exist, it's called "politician"