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Flabs- (ph-lah-bz) noun. plural.  A pudgy stomach; where you have flab instead of abs.

Vag of Honour (Vajj of Aw-Nur) noun. When a woman is proud of her sexual accomplishments.  Example: I slept with a young gorgeous man last night and I'm wearing that like a vag of honour.

To Lose your Furginity (Furr-jin-itti) verb.  When you get your first pet as an adult living on your own.

Cinnabod (syn-nah-bodd) noun. When you get so fat that you start looking like the Cinnabun's you've been eating.

Fwerk- (Ffwurk)- verb. To fake work when your boss passes by so they don't know you were goofing off.

More New Words!

I can't say that this is how I imagined I would be putting my language degree to use, but at least it wasn't a total waste (sorry mom and dad).  I will eventually have to recap all of these new word creations of mine and start my own dictionary since those twats at the Oxford won't allow me within 50 meters of their office anymore.  Here are today's words:

Spoontang (Spoon-tang) noun. A guilty pleasure of indulging in food.  Eg: I have some Ben and Jerry's in my freezer waiting for me...I'm gonna get me some spoontang.

Procatstinate (Pro-kat-stinn-ate) verb. To waste time watching cat videos online. Eg. I was supposed to be getting that report done for my boss but I spent the whole day procatstinating watching Simon's Cat on YouTube.

Caffiend- (Ka-feend) noun. A person who is massively addicted to caffeine such a coffee and energy drinks.  Eg. Mike really needs to cut down on the coffee, he's a major caffiend, he's up to 5 a day.

Tadpolling (Tad-pol-ling) verb. Dating someone much too young for you.  Sharon is 39 and is dating a 21 year old guys, I don't know why she's tadpolling instead of looking for someone a bit more mature.