As the OED will still not take my calls, here are the latest contributions I've made to the slow death of the English language:
Affectionitis- noun. (ah-fek-shun-eye-tiss) a condition whereby people are scared of any human affection. They recoil when hugged and act like you're trying to kill them if you give them a kiss.
Blabberghasted- adj. (blah-burr-gast-ed). When you're simply shocked at just how much someone else talks without shutting up.
Bragestif- noun (brah-zhest-teef). The crumbs you find in your boobs after eating, especially something flaky, that you snack on when the meal is done and you're still sitting down.
Debrain- verb (Dee-brayn). A reflexive verb for when you have mentally checked out and/or stepped off the train of thought. Eg. "I would love to help you solve your problem but I've debrained for the day and am of no use"
