Just Don't

There are some thing you just shouldn’t do.  I don’t care what your excuse it, I don’t want to hear it.  Just don’t.

So….just don’t:

Use the toilet and not wash your hands

Spit in public

Stop and have a conversation in the middle of a crowded hallway

Use the last of the milk and not replace it

Listen to Kanye

Talk about being a vegan

Wear socks and sneakers with shorts (I’m looking at the white dudes with cargo shorts on this one)

Argue for 10 minutes with the cashier about something beyond her control (price, policy etc)

Cut in line

Take a seat on transit when there’s someone who needs it more

Talk on the phone on transit

Use the term OCD for every habit you have

Think everything is about you

Brush someone off endlessly and then wonder why they don’t call anymore

Gossip, because it’s really just another word for bullying

Use violence

Miss a chance to call your parents

Expect others to pay for your life and your mistakes

Expect your eBay purchase to be what you hoped

Ask a woman if she’s pregnant, no matter how big the belly is

Post spoilers online less than 2 weeks after the first airing

Ask me why I’m a Leafs fan…I have no good answers anymore.

Ask me for advise if you aren’t going to listen

Plan a meeting for a Friday afternoon

Be late for everything

Be the person who always cancels plans

Tell me about your workout

Be offended by stupid crap

Complain about the government if you didn’t vote

Believe Trump

Wear crocs

Be a bitch

There….so just….don’t.