White Girl Blogging

White Girl Blogging

Wednesday 8 April 2015

It's a chick thing...

While our modern society strives for gender equality, there are some gender divides that we may never close eg. a man will not get to breast feed a baby and women will still have to use plastic devices in order to pee standing up.

Here are a few things I believe than men will never truly understand:

- The joy of taking your bra off at the end of the day
- What a real 'bad hair day' is
- Cramps
- Crying about being fat while simultaneously eating a bag of chips
- Guilt
- The need for more than 2 pairs of shoes
- What the wings on pads are for
- Crying and laughing at the same time
- Why there is always one b*tch in the office
- Purses
- Why we keep everything in the world in those purses
- Why women in their early 20's date a**holes
- Flowers
- How truly aggravating pantyhose is
- Our relationships with our mothers
- Dancing like idiots with your best friend to bad music
- Different kinds of lotion
- Over-sized sweaters
- The importance of pedicures
- How bad your feet hurt in heels and the supreme joy when you take them off
- The cringe-worth effect when the doctor says 'Scooch down' during your annual physical
- Being able to text your bff all day every day and still have loads to chat about when you see them
- Having a good cry
- Societal pressure to want kids
- The awkwardness of getting a bra fitting
- Why we make funny faces when applying makeup
- We would almost all prefer chocolate to men

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